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bonnienettles (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 07:36:43 AM)

Yes, but being fair they did use the term starbase in the cartoon to make it sound sci fi. incidentally my hot water cylinder just pissed water all down the stairs. This house is just the greatest.

hallsirius (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 07:23:01 AM)

Mormon Jesus has beautiful bedroom eyes.

graffffik (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 07:18:04 AM)

bonnie it's an "exaggeration" not necessarily false according to mormon mythology all the gods gathered on KOLOB, and planned the creation of earth, they BASED their operations there to created it so while its a play on words it is essentially correct. It is also possible Walter Mconkie outright taught that in the 1970's. he was more a story teller than the modern lds false prophets are. There is children lds documents here on youtube as well that outline in a childish way

yerabiggerjokefool (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 07:04:24 AM)

Haha the mormons crack me up they are so focused and obsessed with being in this competition with the Catholics that the mormons have to "pretend" to be so against gay marriages that they funded money towards it, yet haha a huge number of BYU students came out of the closet a few years ago

bonnienettles (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 07:03:34 AM)

The starbase bit.

GodisMythology (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 05:49:37 AM)

The BoM refers to animals and crops that did not exist in America until Columbus arrived: ass, bull, calf, cattle, cow, domestic goat, horse, ox, domestic sheep, sow, swine, elephants, wheat, and barley.

GodisMythology (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 05:46:20 AM)

The BoM describes a vast civilization of millions who inhabited cities for hundreds of years, yet no ruins from even a single BoM city have ever been identified. No BoM place-names were in use when Europeans arrived in the New World.

GodisMythology (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 05:46:03 AM)

The Book of Mormon claims the following tools existed in ancient MesoAmerica: chariots, steel swords, bellows for blacksmithing, and silk. None of these were in the Americas until the Columbian exchange.

GodisMythology (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 05:45:13 AM)

Joseph Smith "translated" golden plates given to him by God into english, but he did not translate the "reformed egyptian" into contemporary english - instead he translated them into King James style english. Coincidentally, Joe Smith grew up reading the King James Bible.

graffffik (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 05:34:23 AM)

which part is made up bonnie?