Parody - "The Wigger Song" (Nickelback's "rockstar")

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I laugh at skinny, little white kids heading to the clubs In muscle shirts and gold chains, ridin on dubs They didn't turn out the color they wanted to be... They got blonde hair, and wife beaters, eminem style They think they're gonna star in the next 8mile When they rap they wonder "why's everyone laughin at me?" Well, the speakers and the rims were a real good plan, But, they look kinda stupid on a minivan Does your Mom even know XZIBIT pimped her ride for free? I guess the funniest thing of all is watching you try to dunk a basketball Could someone lower the rim another couple of feet? Seems like MTV's to blame for making all these white kids lame... NOW YOU ALL GOTTA HELP ME SING THE WIGGER SONG CAUSE YOUR STYLE'S JUST RIGHT, BUT YOU LOOK SO WRONG THAT'S A WEIRD ACCENT THAT YOU'RE TALKING WITH CAUSE YOU'RE WHITER THAN WAYNE BRADY AND WILL SMITH I KNOW THAT YOU WANNA BE A BIG RAP STAR, BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COLOR YOU ARE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANNA LIVE THE REAL THUG LIFE, BUT YOU DIDN'T LIVE IT GROWING UP IN CLEVELAND HEIGHTS... HEY, HEY, YOU ARE NOT A G-FUNK HEY, HEY, YOU'RE JUST A SKINNY WHITE PUNK Well, you could be yourself, but that's a hassle Gonna need a bodyguard, cause you're such an asshole, You'd go on Maury to see who your Daddy could be... So, pull your pants back up, forget the fashion, Cause you're never gonna get to the Playboy Mansion, You're just like Michael Jackson, in reverse, to me.... I guess that MTV's to blame for making all these white kids lame NOW YOU ALL GOTTA HELP ME SING THE WIGGER SONG CAUSE YOUR STYLE'S JUST RIGHT, BUT YOU LOOK SO WRONG THAT'S A WEIRD ACCENT THAT YOU'RE TALKING WITH CAUSE YOU'RE WHITER THAN WAYNE BRADY AND WILL SMITH I KNOW THAT YOU WANNA BE A BIG RAP STAR, BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COLOR YOU ARE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANNA LIVE THE REAL THUG LIFE, BUT YOU DIDN'T LIVE IT GROWING UP IN CLEVELAND HEIGHTS... MIGHT NEVER EVEN NEED A JOB, IN YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE LIVING LIKE A SLOB IF THE SLACKER LOOK SUITS YOU JUST FINE, YOU MAY AS WELL CHANGE YOUR NAME TO FEDERLINE... HEY, HEY, YOU ARE NOT A G-FUNK HEY, HEY, YOU'RE JUST A SKINNY WHITE PUNK Gonna sing this song to offend the wiggers Always arguing over whose rims are bigger For the life of me, I just can't figure Why you'd want to look like such a.... ... douchebag....

Channel: Music
Uploaded: January 29, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Author: APGCleveland

Length: 0:04:21
Rating: 4.81
Views: 17,967

Tags: parody nickelback rockstar live music acoustic comedy humor wigger song

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disissomefunnyshit (Wednesday 27th of August 2008 08:15:07 PM)
dude lol u rock nice song u made it up?
morgancc (Monday 25th of August 2008 04:32:09 PM)
ROFL i hate niggers and wiggers
vcash44 (Wednesday 27th of August 2008 07:05:42 PM)
yea i hate them too. i beat up all the wiggers on my street. what about you?
hubbardpt (Sunday 24th of August 2008 05:41:20 PM)
Does Rated R mean Rated Retard?
RatedREdgefan (Monday 25th of August 2008 01:44:27 PM)
wow that was genuis. did you come up with that on your own or did you have help?
hubbardpt (Monday 25th of August 2008 01:55:12 PM)
My team and I worked for a bit....
RatedREdgefan (Monday 25th of August 2008 01:56:18 PM)
yea thats what I thought. it seemed a little to smart for someone who likes starting things over the internet
hubbardpt (Monday 25th of August 2008 01:57:12 PM)
I do what I can.
Reaprar (Saturday 23rd of August 2008 11:41:32 PM)
Exactly!
RatedREdgefan (Saturday 23rd of August 2008 11:42:43 PM)
lol even tho you proved my point ok lol