Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy! OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL! Text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military... [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :) PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS! Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information! #12 - Most Discussed (All Time) #1 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Humor #5 - Most Viewed (All Time) #44 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #2 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor #1 - Top Favorites (All Time) #18 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #1 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor #3 - Top Rated (All Time) #36 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 20, 2007 at 4:41 am
Author: Smakgakgak

Length: 0:04:53
Rating: 4.91
Views: 11,733,809

Tags: jeff dunham achmed the dead terrorist christmas song sing jingle bomb

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Video Comments:
TheOneAndOnlyMe92 (Saturday 6th of September 2008 09:17:13 AM)
is that guitar guy jeff's brother? they look alike :] hha very awesome
sgtjayco (Saturday 6th of September 2008 08:33:53 AM)
If all terrorist are like this I would hire one to be security guard.
honeycharly (Saturday 6th of September 2008 07:59:15 AM)
omg it's just awesome!i <3 achmed:D
BobbyDaFunMan (Saturday 6th of September 2008 07:50:14 AM)
this is hillarious
thereitstuff (Saturday 6th of September 2008 07:46:42 AM)
poliosis was classic. I want to see that daughter pumping gas video though
sjh6393 (Saturday 6th of September 2008 06:44:20 AM)
especially the part about polliosis right haha
armadilloCYDYLO4 (Saturday 6th of September 2008 06:33:47 AM)
i saw this last night in bridgeport,ct and i could not stop laughing during that whole perforance. from guitar guy to dunhams first joke about his daughter and gas to walter to achmed to peanut and jose and then finally to bubba jay, which everybody knew the wods by heart and dunham needed his sheet all i got to say is impressed
nazcarpinedotcom (Saturday 6th of September 2008 06:28:48 AM)
lmfao! nice one!
Bobby8bacon (Saturday 6th of September 2008 06:08:03 AM)
I know like the whole song by now from listening to this :) it's so funny!!
willsimo1 (Saturday 6th of September 2008 05:35:59 AM)
okay maybe at halo rofl