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cqsallie (Saturday 11th of October 2008 11:06:31 PM)

Watch the original! It was funny enough watching Tom Cruise, but it's even more hilarious watching Craig Ferguson as Tom Cruise. You might get a laugh out of reading the background of Scientology. L.Ron Hubbard and a couple of friends sitting in a bar thinking up ways they could make money without paying taxes. L.Ron was a science-fiction writer, and when they glommed on to idea that a religious organization based on science fiction would be most advantageous, Scientology was born....

videocre (Saturday 11th of October 2008 06:26:42 PM)

Perfect imitation.

skunkfromtheashes (Saturday 11th of October 2008 01:41:16 PM)

what does this have to do with scientology??

cqsallie (Saturday 11th of October 2008 01:54:51 AM)

Oh boy! How I wish this were true. We are no longer the world's greatest anything - other than debtor. We are a debt-based nation, owing our souls to China, Japan, India, in order to keep our senseless wars going - without raising taxes. Take off your rose-colored glasses and stop drinking the Kool-Aid. We're in deep doo-doo, bro! The United States is far from the world's largest economic power. I wish we were, but we're just not the country we were even 8 short years ago....

cqsallie (Saturday 11th of October 2008 01:36:39 AM)

If you've never watched Tom Cruise's weird-ass video about Scientology, then you have no frame of reference. Watch the real thing. It's hilarious! The man is daft!!! I'll probably never plunk down $7-$10 to watch one of this nutjobs movies ever again....

asemanasa (Friday 10th of October 2008 05:50:22 PM)

what the fuck are talking about? are you on those sicentology drugs?

bluegrl80 (Friday 10th of October 2008 02:30:24 PM)

visible panty line

razzke (Friday 10th of October 2008 01:06:31 PM)

Hilarious!

JustADoof (Thursday 9th of October 2008 10:25:18 PM)

absurd

anonynat (Thursday 9th of October 2008 12:59:31 PM)

That captures it pretty spot on.