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Ludsy2001 (Sunday 12th of October 2008 10:40:31 PM)

My bag went through the scanner at the security line. TSA agent yells bag check! He tells me they have to search my bag for something unusual. The agent's hand is trembling while he tells me not to touch my bag. He takes out my coin change, puts it in a tray, and runs it through the scanner. I guess my change passed the inspection and I was free to go. Oh, and I was in full uniform going to work. I work as a Flight Attendant!

issabella90 (Thursday 9th of October 2008 10:01:38 PM)

MUSLIM!

imgoingtoeatu22 (Monday 6th of October 2008 08:25:08 PM)

lol i was in ohare and i threw all my game stuff which included like a ds,psp,2 ipods and like three sets of hedphnes and all the charging cords and it goes threw the machine and the guy stops the thing and his eyes get huge and hes like OMG I NEED A FLOOR CPTIN RIGHT NOW! and this guy like sprints over and hes like lookin arond for a sspicius person or smethng and he looks at me and gives me this evl look and starts rifling thrgh my shit. he fnshd im thanks for chcking a 14 year olds bag duche

xXDarkLimeXx (Monday 6th of October 2008 04:28:31 PM)

phil got his freak on whoop whoop!!

mormogorgo (Friday 26th of September 2008 06:07:25 PM)

i went to the airport, and the guy was looking at the xray thing and sees my laptop... i walk through the dectector, and i get slamed on the floor! they had looked at "my" laptop and determined that i had 1500+ virus files that were disrupting the scanner! wtf!!!! so they bring me to the other section of the like set up they had and started asking me all these questions!!! i got so angry that i started yelling at the officer, "ITS NOT MY LAPTOP"!!!!!!!!

DaBigmac824 (Tuesday 23rd of September 2008 12:53:09 PM)

one time the U.s goverment almost killed us because my cousin ran through a stoping point and then they pointed guns at us

roggerogre27 (Tuesday 23rd of September 2008 12:11:17 PM)

my little brother got tackled by a customs agent cuz he had a black squirt gun in his pocket!!!! No joke it really happened and my brother was 6

cashregister5monster (Monday 22nd of September 2008 06:00:51 PM)

my terrible travel story... me and my sis were sitting together on an amtrak train coming back from vacation. of course we were really tired and hyper so we were taking pictures of stuff. stuff that happened to be, a black dude with really hilarious looking expression on his face that was on a magazine. so then this black guy that works on the train comes up behind me while i'm taking the picture and he's all like "why him?". WTF. but i was like, 'micronesian...eh? varidos?'

werejisima (Saturday 20th of September 2008 02:57:13 PM)

duuuuuuuuuude i spent over a DAY in the manila airport! everyone was SO incompetent and NON-CONFRONTATIONAL!!!!!!! watch my holinasia video it is pretty hilarious the footage i got of all the arguing (and the rest of the trip basically ruled)

ElReyCangri (Saturday 20th of September 2008 04:36:23 AM)

sweet written comment @ 1:48 with the prostitute.