The Douchiest Phone Message In History - Dmitri

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The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen. Recently we posted the phone messages that knucklehead "Dimitri" left for a girl named Olga. (I've listened to it in awe three times. The best part is the next day Gary Cooper-like high noon ultimatum.) The messages have spread on the web like influenza. I was curious and did a little digging. It turns he is a "disgraced former doctor" named James Sears from Toronto. He calls himself "Dimitri the Lover." And the wheels are coming of the wagon quickly. His comeuppance is coming. Swift and sure. He has been selling a "seduction manual" to losers in Toronto on how to seduce woman. And has held seminars -- at $40 bucks a pop -- to "teach" men tricks of the pick-up artist trade. Toronto newspaper The Sun wrote an expose on the guy last week. James had his medical license stripped for "repeated sexual misconduct" sixteen years ago. His website has a radio interview where he uses the catchphrases "elegant" and "couldn't take my eyes of you" repeatedly. Just ridiculous. Ladies, especially those of you in the Loyal 77 that read my columns, please be wary of any man that says, "You look so elegant. I just couldn't take my eyes off you." Kick that guy in the grapes. http://torontorealmen.com/

Channel: Howto & Style
Uploaded: June 28, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Author: NoctheniK

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Video Comments:
aquarinse (Friday 3rd of October 2008 11:14:42 AM)
il will spank dimitri in the fucking face then take his mum out for a happy meal at mcdonalds
fyrewoman77 (Thursday 2nd of October 2008 02:26:26 PM)
wow women apparently flock to him but he is STILL single? *extreme sarcasm ahead* Gee I wonder why?
dean2807 (Sunday 28th of September 2008 10:38:31 PM)
wow, this fucker is crazy
Yobbles (Sunday 28th of September 2008 04:28:40 PM)
FUCKIN BRILLIANT!!C Class STUFF HAHAHAHAHA
agdegree (Thursday 25th of September 2008 09:36:54 PM)
WatchOle = Staff
VelenaBallad (Thursday 25th of September 2008 08:59:10 AM)
omg this is such internet gold
SilkAtly (Thursday 25th of September 2008 07:41:09 AM)
this is the way to do it.
grapefruitm00n (Thursday 25th of September 2008 05:32:57 AM)
Holy crap! What a great idea!! Thanks!!
jess0687x (Monday 22nd of September 2008 04:44:13 PM)
how is he single??
JETproductions163 (Saturday 20th of September 2008 08:20:47 PM)
lol pause at the beginning of 4 seconds