The Onion: McCain Declines Secret Service

Back



John McCain claims that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and defending himself instead. More coverage at: http://onion.com

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: May 6, 2008 at 9:02 am
Author: TheOnion

Length: 0:01:40
Rating: 4.81
Views: 278,223

Tags: satire fake news comedy onion john mccain barack obama hillary clinton election

Video Thumbnail #1:




Video Thumbnail #2:




Video Thumbnail #3:




Video Url:


Embed Code:


Video Comments:
dodgerdodgerbubodger (Monday 6th of October 2008 07:00:31 AM)
YOU would know more about that than I would. I got my OWN place, unlike YOU. BTW, be sure you thank your parents for your computer, lttle boy.
fightthepower77 (Monday 6th of October 2008 04:41:59 AM)
you suck pal,kinda sounds like you live in ma's place,with all your life sized cut outs of star wars charactors lol
instinctualcreature (Sunday 5th of October 2008 04:18:10 AM)
hahaha... and today john mccain sawed his own balls off. in other news... wow this guy below me sounds pissed. relax buddy. take some deep breaths it's gonna to be ok. it will all be over soon. maby even sooner if this fucking dinosaur and his cheerleader sidekick take office. combined they have the IQ of a fence poast.
LECLARA (Saturday 4th of October 2008 07:43:29 PM)
Read the second statement I made Then you get a clue. But, you know what McCain's ass is confused enough to believe that shit!
dodgerdodgerbubodger (Saturday 4th of October 2008 10:10:01 PM)
So YOU say!
Eyedeaism (Saturday 4th of October 2008 09:58:18 AM)
Oh so angry you are. I'm as old as I feel and that is old enough to know that you are too old to really understand what kind of world you are living in right now old man. lol Telling me to go kill myself... now is that mature? no it isnt! Telling KaoticSamurai to read my previous comments to you "a dintymoore dad" to justify your fouled up attitude only makes you even more of a loser than I can be right now. Did you get under your skin? Yelp, thats becuz a republican only know how to get mad.
dodgerdodgerbubodger (Saturday 4th of October 2008 10:18:32 PM)
You know what? I'm done with you! Like I could give a CRAP what an immature LOSER like YOU who still lives in their mommy's basement thinks about me anyway! You keep talking because YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE! At least I have my own place and my own computer! Be sure to thank Mommy for YOURS, little girl! The fact of the matter is that there are a lot more people that don't like Obama than you and yours give credit for. And THAT just eats you up at night! Hence your fifth-grade insults!
dodgerdodgerbubodger (Saturday 4th of October 2008 10:25:16 PM)
So keep talking, little girl! You are STILL going to be a loser tomorrow, and I'll still be a better, more educated, more successful person than you'll ever be! Good luck with your "playlist" and blaming everybody else (conservatives) for YOUR PROBLEMS! Oh, and if you're going to KILL YOURSELF, DO IT BEFORE ELECTION DAY before you pollute the voting process with your vote! Yours is a voice not worthy to be heard. This is the "dinty moore dad" signing out. BYE BYE, LOSER!
eveisme22 (Saturday 4th of October 2008 09:23:30 AM)
LOL! You think this movie is real and that McCain actually said that? WOW!
FlippingMonkeyFilms (Friday 3rd of October 2008 04:55:21 PM)
he's got my vote! i like the spikes... he thinks alot like me... mayb