Lyrics

adevezar (Friday 26th of September 2008 06:50:29 PM)

Nothing new. God is the stomach!

cmi2000 (Friday 26th of September 2008 04:00:43 AM)

Absolutely well done! I missed half of it the first time through. I laughed so hard I farted myself!

18luck (Monday 15th of September 2008 02:53:31 PM)

God... these people make me ashamed to be Christian. If this is what there is out there teaching the word of God, then no wonder people aren't interested anymore.

reti123 (Saturday 27th of September 2008 03:16:32 PM)

18luck - I found the only way to not be ashamed as a Christian is to keep it a secret. But these people helped me to realize that Christianity is really empty at heart & may have made sense to superstitious people 2,000 years ago but is now ridiculous. Jesus said his followers would drink poison and handle snakes without harm & do miracles greater than his. We gloss over these statements but he DID say them (according to the gospels which aren't really reliable). I no longer believe.

intimidate2161 (Sunday 7th of September 2008 08:18:47 PM)

This is the best one I have heard so far....hahahahahahahaha

darkeneddreams (Thursday 28th of August 2008 09:59:25 AM)

haha..at least they can carry on lol

stelron5050 (Saturday 23rd of August 2008 10:31:54 PM)

Now I know why they call it "sitting in the pew." Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Can I get an AMEN?

shaypiratess (Sunday 24th of August 2008 04:44:00 PM)

AMEN!

chrislong17 (Monday 11th of August 2008 12:26:09 AM)

lol is that real

UberShyGuy (Monday 28th of July 2008 08:29:04 PM)

I guess they didn't, but somethin' was in his belly, and it came out all over those people unfortunate enough to be standing behind him.