The Onion: Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day
The threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past ...
 
Uploaded: July 8, 2008 at 6:35 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:02:31
Rating: 4.90
Views: 10,929
 
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The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon ...
 
Uploaded: July 1, 2008 at 7:45 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:02:28
Rating: 4.70
Views: 375,927
 
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The onion Movie
Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior.
 
Uploaded: February 18, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Author: cskeller07
 
Length: 0:01:45
Rating: 4.70
Views: 392,283
 
Tags: The onion movie
 

The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past
The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before ...
 
Uploaded: May 12, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:02:08
Rating: 4.80
Views: 86,286
 
Tags: comedy satire fake news blockbuster video renting movies trailers
 

The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics ...
 
Uploaded: June 25, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:03:00
Rating: 4.90
Views: 117,623
 
Tags: comedy funny satire fake news election voting barack obama john mccain politics
 

The Onion: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?
Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron ...
 
Uploaded: March 19, 2008 at 7:39 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:02:10
Rating: 4.80
Views: 223,443
 
Tags: robots technology power government 1984 onion
 

The Onion: McCain Declines Secret Service
John McCain claims that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret ...
 
Uploaded: May 6, 2008 at 9:02 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:01:40
Rating: 4.80
Views: 236,789
 
Tags: satire fake news comedy onion john mccain barack obama hillary clinton election
 

The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, ...
 
Uploaded: June 23, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:03:02
Rating: 4.90
Views: 124,626
 
Tags: comedy funny satire fake news death penalty supreme court justice badass law capital punishment
 

The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. ...
 
Uploaded: April 1, 2008 at 7:33 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:02:47
Rating: 4.70
Views: 177,707
 
Tags: onion satire news fake comedy 9/11 conspiracy theory world trade center al qaeda bush cheney
 

The Onion: Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep With Goat Brain
After years of experiments and tens of millions of dollars, scientists have finally created a sheep ...
 
Uploaded: June 4, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:01:27
Rating: 4.70
Views: 95,458
 
Tags: comedy funny satire fake news animals sheep goat
 

The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, ...
 
Uploaded: March 3, 2008 at 9:11 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:01:08
Rating: 4.80
Views: 229,357
 
Tags: animals science wildlife onion
 

The Onion: Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day
Girls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse ...
 
Uploaded: March 17, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:01:14
Rating: 4.80
Views: 174,306
 
Tags: iraq war george bush cheney army military onion
 

The Onion: Breaking News - Something Happening In Haiti
Important news out of Haiti's capital today. The Onion's Don Abrams reports live. More coverage ...
 
Uploaded: January 17, 2008 at 11:43 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:02:13
Rating: 4.80
Views: 19,246
 
Tags: international haiti news the onion
 

The Onion: 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Made Into Feature Film
Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the ...
 
Uploaded: April 15, 2008 at 8:35 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:02:43
Rating: 4.70
Views: 235,251
 
Tags: official iron man theatrical trailer robert downey jr. onion comedy funny satire fake news
 

The Onion: U.S. Closes Final WWII Internment Camp
White House Press Secretary Debra Browning reminds reporters that there were 26 other camps that ...
 
Uploaded: June 12, 2008 at 7:41 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:01:53
Rating: 4.80
Views: 72,626
 
Tags: comedy funny satire fake news world war japanese internment camps onion ken burns
 

The Onion: Queen Will Leave Behind Long Legacy Of Waving
As Queen Elizabeth II becomes the oldest reigning monarch in British history, we take a look at ...
 
Uploaded: March 5, 2008 at 8:03 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:02:16
Rating: 4.30
Views: 819,376
 
Tags: queen elizabeth royalty england onion royal family london
 

The Onion: Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet'
Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when ...
 
Uploaded: May 20, 2008 at 7:55 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:03:29
Rating: 4.70
Views: 76,319
 
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The Onion: 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night
A survey by the Shuttleworth Research Center found that the majority of male roommates ages 18-24 ...
 
Uploaded: April 22, 2008 at 7:31 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:01:18
Rating: 4.90
Views: 101,034
 
Tags: satire fake news comedy onion drunk drinking college parties wasted
 

The Onion: China Celebrates Status As Number One Polluter
China revels in a UN report that found it has the highest smog levels in the world, a sure sign of ...
 
Uploaded: March 25, 2008 at 6:34 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:02:04
Rating: 4.50
Views: 188,644
 
Tags: china news pollution olympics onion
 

The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election
Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely ...
 
Uploaded: February 25, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:02:44
Rating: 4.90
Views: 162,637
 
Tags: election 2008 the onion voting machines
 

The Onion: Most Children Not In Favor Of Child Healthcare
A recent survey of children found that they are overwhelmingly opposed to increased doctor visits ...
 
Uploaded: June 18, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:01:44
Rating: 4.90
Views: 77,978
 
Tags: comedy funny satire fake news children healthcare barack obama john mccain election doctor family
 

The Onion: 'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk ...
 
Uploaded: February 25, 2008 at 9:10 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:01:51
Rating: 4.80
Views: 149,807
 
Tags: gays news the onion don't ask tell military
 

The Onion: Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa's Feelings?
In The Know panelists discuss whether we should spare Africa's feelings by not telling them about ...
 
Uploaded: April 14, 2008 at 8:42 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:02:00
Rating: 4.80
Views: 66,648
 
Tags: satire fake news comedy africa poverty onion idol gives back water jennifer connelly
 

The Onion: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas
Report: Due to rising domestic wages, many American parents are saving money by using unregulated ...
 
Uploaded: March 6, 2008 at 9:41 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:01:22
Rating: 4.90
Views: 135,916
 
Tags: family children home international trade economy kids onion
 

The Onion: Human Head Found In Hamburger
An Albany, New York man was surprised to find a human head in his Double Whopper at a local Burger ...
 
Uploaded: April 16, 2008 at 7:45 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:01:08
Rating: 4.70
Views: 97,829
 
Tags: satire fake news comedy onion burger king mcdonalads fast food super size me rat in
 

The Onion Movie Trailer
This just in...The Onion invades DVD! Based on the wildly popular satirical newspaper hailed by The ...
 
Uploaded: May 21, 2008 at 10:30 am
Author: foxabulous
 
Length: 0:01:45
Rating: 4.70
Views: 91,356
 
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The Onion: High School Tonys Honor Nation's Drama Club Nerds
High school theater's brightest stars gathered last night to see who would take home the coveted ...
 
Uploaded: June 17, 2008 at 8:59 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:01:50
Rating: 4.50
Views: 81,936
 
Tags: comedy funny satire fake news high school drama club acting tony awards theater
 

The Onion: White House Announces 'Everything Great In Iraf'
Panelists discuss why the media and public are not paying more attention to the overwhelming ...
 
Uploaded: February 18, 2008 at 8:18 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:01:41
Rating: 4.70
Views: 52,413
 
Tags: white house george bush cheney the onion
 

The Onion: Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital 200 Human Kidneys
Hospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped off a sack of human organs in the ...
 
Uploaded: March 11, 2008 at 7:42 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:01:12
Rating: 4.90
Views: 132,733
 
Tags: organ donor kidney hero onion news hospital
 

Detroit Grand Pubahs: Big Onion
Great video for "Big Onion" from Detroit Grand Pubahs Poker Flat album "Galactic Ass Creatures from ...
 
Uploaded: June 18, 2007 at 8:47 am
Author: PokerFlatRecordings
 
Length: 0:05:17
Rating: 4.70
Views: 15,500
 
Tags: Detroit Grand Pubahs Big Onion Poker Flat
 

The Onion: How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly
Panelists discuss ways to wage a greener war in Iraq, such as driving biodegradable tanks and ...
 
Uploaded: February 28, 2008 at 7:36 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:02:08
Rating: 4.80
Views: 131,288
 
Tags: iraq war george bush onion
 

How to Charge an iPod using electrolytes and an onion
Website: http://householdhacker.com In this episode we show you how to charge your iPod (or other ...
 
Uploaded: November 10, 2007 at 5:13 am
Author: HouseholdHacker
 
Length: 0:03:25
Rating: 4.50
Views: 6,504,060
 
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The Beatles Glass Onion
This is a mix of many Beatles videos with the song "Glass Onion".
 
Uploaded: November 23, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Author: crazygirl22
 
Length: 0:02:19
Rating: 4.90
Views: 132,943
 
Tags: The Beatles White Album
 

The Onion: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and ...
 
Uploaded: January 17, 2008 at 11:51 am
Author: TheOnion
 
Length: 0:03:00
Rating: 4.90
Views: 24,647
 
Tags: internet crash technology the onion
 

Loituma Onion Smash
What would happen if a girl would swirl an onion like Orihima does. Made for: ...
 
Uploaded: June 14, 2006 at 1:44 am
Author: PolkaBolka
 
Length: 0:00:23
Rating: 4.20
Views: 782,668
 
Tags: loituma onion fun